Name: If It Wasn't For Mariah (I'd Forget Christmas Existed)
Duration: P00H02M11S
Description: I asked people on social media if I should record a Christmas song. The people said yes. So I wrote this song.

If It Wasn't For Mariah (I'd Forget Christmas Existed)

by The Thorazines

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I asked people on social media if I should record a Christmas song. The people said yes. So I wrote this song.

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Here comes that time again
Where we all hang out with all our friends
Where we see our parents and children too
And we all go broke and eat too much food

But there's one thing that we know for sure
It plays in every single store
We just can't go a year without it
I might have missed a year but hell, I doubt it

If it wasn't for Mariah, I'd forget Xmas existed
She always comes at Christmas time and there's just no way to miss it
If it wasn't for Mariah, I'd forget Xmas existed
She may go to number one each year but I still choose to resist it

Christmas songs are terrible
But there's some by Ronnie Spector
And those records that came on Sympathy
With The Devil Dogs and The Humpers

We're rockin around the Christmas tree
with the New Bomb Turks and Brenda Lee
I'm sorry Mariah but there's just no way
That I'll play you before The Muffs today

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released December 24, 2020
Played, Written, Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by D.D. Thorazine at the Isolation Station.

Cover art by Tomas Larsen, D.D. Thorazine and Amy Fake.

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The Thorazines Melbourne, Australia

Power Pop Punk Rock with a few chords and some catchy harmonies.

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