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Never Mind The Bolus, Here's The Absent Tubeholders

by The Thorazines

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1.
2am rolls around and we're here to help you turn What's the plan, what shall we do? Your health is our concern Put on a gown and grab some gloves we're bare because we care Don't forget to use a slide to lift them up the bed I know it's not convenient but I care about my back Not all of us go to a gym and strength is what we lack Is there a nurse to hold the tube so they can help them breathe I like to use the slide sheet so we can move them up with ease Up the bed, face the vent
2.
I walk the wards at night I hear the way you breathe i go in your room to turn I wake you from a dream Your body starts to shake Quick hit the ventilator Now you're asleep again Turns done and we'll see you later
3.
I don't know what it is but i'll do it just for you it looks like someone's blood is all inside this tube I'm heading out the door, there's a robot in my way It's a stand off at the lift, what the hell did it just say? Can you please go down to level three, there's one more thing that I need Take this rotem to recovery, I really am sorry Rotem To Recovery
4.
It's 4am, I shit the bed and I'm lying with the smell The CA's looking right at me like they know this all to well When they open up my pad they all look so surprised A code brown has now been called for the swamp before their eyes Suction Up The Shit!
5.
Collar Care 01:01
Well I've gone and done it now I fell off the roof again I tried to clean my gutter But i screwed my neck instead I'm lying in my bed and i think of what I've done I've fucked up my C2 and maybe my C1 I'm all hopped up on fentanyl with a tube shoved down my throat Be gentle with my neck cos I think it's fuckin' broke I need collar care
6.
All I wanted was to get some extra work But when I ring I can never get through When I look at the board it's the same It's Helen doing overtime again Helen's Doing Overtime And She'll Never Ever See Us Play
7.
I'm cruising through the hallways I'm off to Peter Mac Don't you dare get in my way I'll beep and lose my track I just want you to step aside As I cross the hall Don't stop me now, I can't be late Do you know what I am for? My name is Michaelangelo My best friend is Raphael I'm off to Peter Mac Do you like my hat I'm off to Peter Mac I'm cruising through the hallways I'm heading to the lift I've got a bunch of stuff And I've got a lengthy trip I'm hanging out at level five And I'm waiting to head out I'm stuck outside the ICU what's all that about? Leonardo's broken down again So Raphael is my best friend
8.
The patients feeling better and they're now off to the ward Time to throw out everything and start to mop the floor Who is gonna do the walls and who will make the bed The rover has gone on break, I'm alone and no one cares Discharge In D Pod
9.
Code Grey In The Waiting Room What the fuck are you fighting for? You've walked in to ED You're waiting to be seen But shit has been so crazy and You're patience is wearing thin You start getting pissed off and causing a scene Security is coming So get back to your seat
10.
What I wanna do is change all the sheets Should we roll them to you or can you roll them to me Do you know what I said or are you confused Did you sing a sea shanty or is that just you? No i did not, I just want to move This guy up the bed and over to you Did you not understand a word I just said I thought you sang a shanty just then Kirsty is singing sea shanty's again in C Pod Did you just sing a shanty, is that what you said? No! No! No! The only thing I said was move them up the bed away from the vent
11.
I'm feeling helpless lying in my bed I'm pumped full of drugs and I'm outta my head I can't feel my legs and My brain is numb I gotta get out but I have nowhere to run What's this shit sticking outta my dick? All these pills are making me sick I wanna get up but I'm told to stay The nurse is telling me I'm better off this way Don't pull out your catheter cos it's gonna hurt!

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This one is for all the nurses and clinical assistants who work in a hospital. Whether you're in ED, ICU, or on the wards, this one is for you. I celebrate all that you do to help all patients receive the care they need. I see you, I thank you. You're awesome!

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released December 24, 2023

This album was written, performed, recorded, mixed and mastered by Damo.

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The Thorazines Melbourne, Australia

Power Pop Punk Rock with a few chords and some catchy harmonies.

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